Friday, June 18, 2010

Unspoken Bonds

So I was at the cellphone store the other day chatting with my assigned sales associate. A woman walks in wearing a very lowcut halter dress and clearly no bra, with some of the largest tits I've ever seen for someone that isn't dangerously obese. We both look at her, look at each other, and then after she leaves Sales Associate Dude says:

"Would you say 'wow' or 'woah?"

Me: "Woah. Definitley."



And After she left...

Me: "What? Sorry, I was distracted thinking about if that woman's breasts were fake or not."
Sales Associate: "Fake. Definitley."
Manager: "Hers? What to you mean Her? His is more like it..."