Sunday, February 7, 2010

Do the PChem


There comes a time in every human being's life when they need to simply throw up their arms and surrender themseles to the greater entropic forces at work in this crazy world of ours (also known as the clausius inequality). From this point onwards (where delta-g is smaller than or equal to zero) every action becomes spontaneous, irreversible, and free. This bizarre degree of freedom (which technically could be quantified as 2U/KbT) is brought about by the simple relization of "Oh good lord guide me, for I art fucked" (something highly exothermic, but that I dont know too much about because I'm not a biologist. Oh, and also a huge nerd.)


Starting right then and there, one embraces the free expansion of their soul (which of course, produces no work) and starts to focus what internal energy they have left into the very vibration of their being (but only at temperatures above 0K). Free of the isochoric, isothermic, isobaric, and adiabatic confines that once controlled their existance, the pressure is off and they can then expand their being to fill whatever former vacuums existed in their life. And like the natural tendency of any process, it's all downhill from there.


(well, for delta-g at least. Your GPA is still pretty much screwed)

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